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Squatting Toilet Platforms

$180.00$190.00

Get into a FULL SQUAT!  Instead of just putting your feet on a little stool, use a squatting platform that allows you to get into a full squatting position!  It’s much more comfortable than a squatting toilet stool or seat!  Keep your toilet but modify it so you can squat!  Buy the “Squatmeister” and get squatting to poo!

  • Fits over most standard size toilets. 
  • Allows you to squat comfortably in a natural position. 
  • Gets you legs pressed up against your body to support your digestive system. 
  • Made with all natural wood and formaldehyde free plywood. 
  • Super durable!  Heavy duty frame can support up to 250 lbs. 
  • Comes unpainted.  You finish it. 

I’m making these squatting toilet platforms with limited time on my hands.  I assemble them but you finish them.  Please use a durable and non-toxic paint.  Each platform includes rubber skid pads for the bottom of the legs.

Shipping:  If you add additional items to your cart, the shipping cost will keep going up – even though the items can be packed in between the platform’s legs and not increase the box size at all – only the weight.  (My website doesn’t know that so it just keeps increasing the box size.)  If the actual cost of shipping is less than what you paid, I’ll refund the difference after shipping.

Measurements:  I need you to send me three pictures like the ones below.  The first one shows the height of the toilet not including the seat and lid.  The second and third photos are of the bowl width and depth.  Make the photos as close to the toilet and measuring device as possible so I can read them.  Send them to brett@brettsnaturalhealth.com  Thanks.

Squatting toilet platform measurements floor to top of bowl.
Squatting toilet platform measurements floor to top of bowl.
Squatting toilet platform measurements front to back of bowl.
Squatting toilet platform measurements front to back of bowl.
Squatting toilet platform measurements width of bowl.
Squatting toilet platform measurements width of bowl.

No refunds or exchanges!  My products are handmade, natural, functional ART.  I don’t offer any refunds or exchanges for any reason!  Products are guaranteed against defects for five years.

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Squatting Toilet Platforms!  Get a FULL SQUAT over the Toilet Bowl!  It’s SO MUCH BETTER than Stools!

If you are looking for traditional Indian, Japanese, Turkish, Arabic, Iranian or Chinese style squatting toilets, my squatting toilet platforms might be a great alternative for you.  You can get a full squat over toilet bowl by just stepping up on the sturdy platform.  (Note:  This is not a toilet that sits on the floor or a squatting toilet seat.)  This squat toilet adapter is much better than a squatting toilet stool like the squatting potty or Lillipad because your feet are the proper distance apart for squatting.  My inexpensive and super durable squatting platforms for toilet are the perfect gift of good health!  Just like a squatting toilet without the hassle of changing over from a sitting toilet!

Squatting Platforms are more natural!

Did you know that it is completely unnatural and unhealthy to sit on a toilet to poop?  The natural position to have a bowel movement is to squat.  Squatting to poop is part of many animals’ natural genetic makeup … yes, including the human animal species.  Your ancestors squatted to poop for hundreds of thousands if not millions of years.  When you don’t do things as they have been done in the past, it often creates many ailments!  Let us look at some of the difficulties caused by sitting on a freaking toilet…

Squatting Toilet Platforms

It Takes a Long Time to Cleanse the Body!

I personally have spent many years cleansing my digestive system of all the accumulated matter, aka mucoid plaque.  Let there be no doubt that when you don’t eliminate completely, it contributes greatly to this build up of undigested food matter in the digestive system.  Read the “Guide to Better Bowel Care” by Dr Bernard Jensen.  Also read, “Cleanse and Purify Thyself” by Dr. Richard Anderson.  When you are in a squatting position it allows the bowels to release tension and encourage a total evacuation.  When you press your legs up against your bowels it stimulates them to have a bowel movement.  Also, in squatting position, your thighs support the large intestine helping to prevent  hernias, diverticulitis, and pelvic organ prolapse.  On the contrary, sitting on a toilet contributes to all of these conditions because when you contract your muscles and your organs are not supported well, they bulge out and become prolapsed, herniated and perforated.  Every day I see so many people with bulging bellies that are no doubt caused largely by sitting on toilets…and poor diet too…and poor posture…and enough already!  When you have an accumulation of undigested matter in your digestive system it only makes sense that you’re going to have regular acid indigestion as the entire hose is backed up to the stomach.  Acid indigestion will then contribute to stress.  Stress is the number one killer in the world.  Please…. squat to poop from now on! Buy one of my squatting toilet platforms today!  Don’t buy a squatting toilet stool or squatting toilet seat!  They don’t work as good!

Be sure to sleep on a natural pillow too!  Natural is better!

Build your own squat platform!  Here are the dimensions… 

You can build your own squat platform using a piece of 23″ x 18″ plywood and 2 x 3 lumber for the frame and legs.  The legs need to be tall enough for the toilet you are using.  Put rubber casters on the bottom of the legs.

Get back to the natural!

Many years ago I came to discover that I live in a funny ass (no pun intended) world full of all kinds of inventions geared toward speed, ease and convenience.  These creations usually make people weak and lazy.  They also destroy the environment.  The toilet is a perfect example of an invention that does all those things.  The sewer system connected to that menagerie is part of this toxic & environmentally hazardous method for eliminating human waste.

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Fully assembled, Legs not glued (save on shipping)

3 reviews for Squatting Toilet Platforms

  1. Beh

    Are you making this now? How long would it take to make and ship a new one?

  2. John R

    When this will come back in stock? also how to make one link is not working.

    • Slowly Getting Healthier

      I’m not planning on making these again but you can look at the pictures and make your own. I’ve removed the link as that site is no longer up. Thanks.

  3. Sarah Ginther

    How much weight can this support?

    • Brett Rodgers

      Well, I weigh about 150 and it seemed fine for me. The castors are pretty strong but I wouldn’t go over like 200 lbs. For an EXTRA strong platform, make it all solid wood glued together!

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